10 Things You’d Never Hear In Grand Theft Auto

The world of Grand Theft Auto is a strange place. If you think hard enough about it, not a lot there really makes sense. We’ve tried to make sense of what the characters must be thinking!

(Contains some NSFW imagery and language. Don’t blame us!)

“Let’s go to the park and play ball.”


“Women are NOT sex objects.”


“It’s okay; we’ll just swap insurance details.”


“Maybe this guy should stay in prison.”


“This can’t be a big deal, right?”


“I don’t care what the city thinks, I want a baby.”


“Is that man even licensed to fly a helicopter?”


“I ave been clean fah six weeks now”


“This nigga don’t like no fried chicken.”


“Our swings are child friendly!”

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