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Peach Isn’t Fun To Rescue Anymore

August 18, 2012 in Editorials

The following was originally published on ThoseGuys.tv by AbraKapocus.

THERE ARE SUPER LEAVES EVERYWHERE! JUST GRAB ONE AND SMACK HIM IN HIS FAT HEAD!!

I swear, Princess Peach is the master of getting kidnapped. She’s been there, done that, and bought the t-shirt. She’s in a kidnappers rewards program. Two more and she gets a free mushroom sundae. She has been kidnapped in every single possible way there is to be kidnapped, even inside a cake! Man, I just threw two dessert references in the opening paragraph, so you know it’s serious business now!

 

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Editorial – I Am Disappoint

June 1, 2012 in Editorials

There’s a reason I’m so cynical about everything. No, it’s not because I hate the world or my mother was a jackal. It’s just that I get built up and knocked down over so many games that I just find it hard to truly look forward to much any more. “But wait!” you cry, hands waving in the air as you scream your favourite upcoming titles at me, “there’s so much potential!”. Well pardon me, but if I may be a science nerd, potential is never converted to kinetic without some being wasted. So here’s a list of my most disappointing games… EVAR.

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Editorial – Electronic Excitement Expo: Our E3 Predictions!

May 24, 2012 in Editorials

Well, it’s that time of year again. In just two short weeks the Electronic Entertainment Expo – E3 for short – will be underway in Los Angeles, and we’ll see what the next year in gaming has in store for us. With upcoming announcements already confirmed for Wii U but very little other information, we’re presenting our picks for what we’d most like to see. Without further ado…

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Editorial – ‘Nintendo PlayStation – What Could Have Been!’

May 18, 2012 in Editorials

Before you read this, you might need a little bit of background information on why it’s titled quite the way it is. You see, back in the 1990s, Nintendo worked with Sony and Philips to create a CD add-on for the SNES. Its name? Play Station. The deal fell apart, Sony retained naming rights, and well, you know the rest. But what if things had gone the way they were intended? Read on and find out what we think would have happened between 1992 and 2002! Read the rest of this entry →

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